People freak out when they see something out of the norm, so when I walked into a nail salon the other day with long nails on one hand, short on the other, the employees gathered around me and went like:
Sighs. Meanwhile, I desperately tried explaining that I played guitar, and even offered up to demonstrate why I had to have short nails on my left hand and long on the right. It still. Made. No. Sense.
While the manicurist didn’t fully understand why I would commit such fashion atrocity, she proceeded to file my right-hand nails into what she felt was a set of horrid, slanted, pointy gremlin teeth.
The moment of culmination was when we finished the manicure and were readying for the pedicure. She proceeded to ask me the unthinkable: “for yo toes, long on right foot, short on left?”
What have your mani/pedi experiences been like?