Guitar Humor

Hilarious Video Shows Bass Players’ Daily Struggles

Hilarious Video Shows Bass Players’ Daily Struggles

It’s widely known that, for whatever reason, bass players get picked on the most out of any band member. All that bullying can ultimately take a toll, though, resulting in sudden bursts of anger and frustration, as seen in this hilarious video directed by musician […]

How Guitarists Operate in the Kitchen

How Guitarists Operate in the Kitchen

I just liked Jessica Alba a lot more. Her company, The Honest Co., released a video featuring two rockers going about cleaning the dishes in full, blown-out rock star mode, very much like yours truly (ok, not really, but somewhat). Watch below: What is no exaggeration […]

This is What Happens When You’re a Guitarist and You Go Get a Mani/Pedi

This is What Happens When You’re a Guitarist and You Go Get a Mani/Pedi

People freak out when they see something out of the norm, so when I walked into a nail salon the other day with long nails on one hand, short on the other, the employees gathered around me and went like: Sighs. Meanwhile, I desperately tried […]

Bad news: I got a flat tire. Good news: I found three guitar picks.

Bad news: I got a flat tire. Good news: I found three guitar picks.

The other day I was driving down the highway and BAM, I realized I had a flat tire (certainly not what you want to experience late at night after a long work day). But suddenly, things shifted in a positive way. I opened my trunk […]

I don’t work for Fendi; I work for Fender

I don’t work for Fendi; I work for Fender

The other day a lady introduced me to a group of socialites, and said “This is Pauline, she works for Fendi.” Women’s reaction: “Ohhh wowww uh la la.” I politely corrected, said “No, Fender, the guitar company.” Suddenly, they became disenchanted and I lost all […]

Speed Dating for Guitarists

Speed Dating for Guitarists

Do you think he’d like Fender® Select Telecaster® in Violin Burst with a Birdseye Maple Fingerboard and Gold Hardware? I think I’d be OK… ;). Get your Strat and Tele knowledge up-to-date here.

Study Shows Men With Guitars Are More Attractive. But What About the Ladies?

Study Shows Men With Guitars Are More Attractive. But What About the Ladies?

Alright gents, line up at your nearest music store. A recent study conducted by France’s Universate de Bretagne-Sud says that men carrying a guitar are considered sexier than those not carrying a guitar. I don’t necessarily agree nor disagree with the results of the study; I […]

You Know You’re A Guitar Player When

You Know You’re A Guitar Player When

In an effort to unite guitarists around the world, I started a hashtag on Twitter called #youknowyoureaguitarplayerwhen. Not only did the participants connect with many guitar players around the globe, but we were all able to effectively identify our guitar-player-idiosyncrasies with a great sense of […]

Guitar Player Prejudice

Guitar Player Prejudice

  I came to the realization that many people assume that guitarists perform a wide variety of musical tasks other than playing guitar, when not all of us do. I’m a very loving person, but after being belittled for not performing these unwritten guitarist duties, […]